gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sun.24/6
09.PM
83%
380 plays
#bryler #tyler seguin #brad marchand #i have to reblog this on this blog
Sun.24/6
09.PM
46%
Here’s how I think this whole Kane/Toews stall change scenario played out: ←

kitsburgh:

It was a difficult day in the Toews household as Jonathan’s younger brother had recently moved in, making it extremely difficult for Jonathan to sneak his lovely boyfriend Patrick over for crazy monkey sex.

Of course Patrick gets pissy when he’s denied sex.  So he marched over to confront Jonathan about it.

He kicks down the door, guns blazing. “JONATHAN TOEWS” he yells, curls blowing in the wind, “YOU ARE BEING A CUNT”

Jonathan looks up from his issue of Serious Man Magazine where he was reading an article about how to remove red lines and premature wrinkles from foreheads. “PATRICK YOU WHORE” he cries, leaping forth from the couch, “I CAN’T HANDLE YOU ANYMOAR.  I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY BROTHER.”

David, of course, is Baby Toews, as he is apparently only four years old (as opposed to a grown-ass man who fangirls just call a baby.)

“WELL I DON’T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO YOU IN THE LOCKER ROOM ANYMORE” screams Patrick, tears streaking down his face like delicious hockey nectar.

“FINE” shrieks Jonny, throwing a giant black rubber dildo at Patrick’s head.

And then Patrick goes home and creys.

The End.

(Source: bonebleach, via weirdhockeypaintdrawings)

#oh #kazer #i guess??? #whatever it's funny #patrick kane #jonathan toews
Sun.24/6
09.PM
1%

does anyone have a drawn picture of any hockey ship (except bryler that’s the header)?

because i need to make a blog theme thing

Fri.22/6
03.AM
5%
Hockey Fanfiction: Burrows/Kesler/Lucic ←

Ship: Alex Burrows and Ryan Kesler from the Vancouver Canucks. Milan Lucic from the Boston Bruins.

Rating: M Threesome fic. Explicit.

Summary: Milan probably should not have agreed so quickly to go home with them, but to be fair, he wasn’t exactly thinking with his brain.

Link

#Vancouver canucks #Boston Bruins #Hockey #I'm so sorry for posting this #but this must be shared #omg
Thu.21/6
01.PM
3%

That’s a wet booty yes it is

#i'm enjoy this too much #vancouver canucks #henrik sedin
Thu.21/6
12.PM
10%

Team: Vancouver Canucks

Ship: Kesler/Burrows

#hockey shipping #canucks #vancouver canucks #haha kat posts
Thu.21/6
12.PM
16419%

sassy-gay-porn-ads:

if you dont think my icon is seductive then youre wrong

(Source: love-can-bury-hate, via sruoh)

Mon.18/6
02.PM
95%

dallas41chicago88:

Tazer&Kaner

Seguin&Brad

Seabs&Dunc

Price&PK

Maxie&Flower

Eric&Wardo

Hallsy&Ebs

Claude&Danny

Kessel&Bozer

Boyle&Prust

#IM NOT TAGGING EVERYONE
Mon.18/6
01.PM
75%
#hahaha this blog shall be upd8ed
Tue.24/4
05.PM
146%
#hockey #NHL #Stanley Cup Playoffs #Chicago Blackhawks #Jonathan Toews #Patrick Kane #admin feels
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