It was a difficult day in the Toews household as Jonathan’s younger brother had recently moved in, making it extremely difficult for Jonathan to sneak his lovely boyfriend Patrick over for crazy monkey sex.
Of course Patrick gets pissy when he’s denied sex. So he marched over to confront Jonathan about it.
He kicks down the door, guns blazing. “JONATHAN TOEWS” he yells, curls blowing in the wind, “YOU ARE BEING A CUNT”
Jonathan looks up from his issue of Serious Man Magazine where he was reading an article about how to remove red lines and premature wrinkles from foreheads. “PATRICK YOU WHORE” he cries, leaping forth from the couch, “I CAN’T HANDLE YOU ANYMOAR. I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY BROTHER.”
David, of course, is Baby Toews, as he is apparently only four years old (as opposed to a grown-ass man who fangirls just call a baby.)
“WELL I DON’T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO YOU IN THE LOCKER ROOM ANYMORE” screams Patrick, tears streaking down his face like delicious hockey nectar.
“FINE” shrieks Jonny, throwing a giant black rubber dildo at Patrick’s head.
And then Patrick goes home and creys.
does anyone have a drawn picture of any hockey ship (except bryler that’s the header)?
because i need to make a blog theme thing
Ship: Alex Burrows and Ryan Kesler from the Vancouver Canucks. Milan Lucic from the Boston Bruins.
Rating: M Threesome fic. Explicit.
Summary: Milan probably should not have agreed so quickly to go home with them, but to be fair, he wasn’t exactly thinking with his brain.
That’s a wet booty yes it is
Team: Vancouver Canucks
.Gif: Unsourced. If it’s yours, please let me know!